| Thursday, October 30th, 2008 |
Author: Libby Ingrassia |
| Eunoia and Elections |
Time: 12:22:50 PM |
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Location: closing tabs |
This is mostly a closing links kind of post - been sent a few good ones the past day or two... Eunoia is apparently the shortest word in English that uses all 5 vowels; it is also the title of a book that the BBC mentioned today (thanks for the link, Richard). In the book, the author writes fiction wherein he uses only one vowel per chapter. Funky, crazy... but also kind of interesting for those language or poetry geeks among us. While the writing is fiction, because of the only one vowel at a time limitation, the excerpts come out feeling much more like poetry to me. I found A and U painful, E and I lyrical, and O, well, sort of... rotund. :-) And while I've found it on Amazon (published in 2001?!), I much prefer the cover shown in the BBC page... Maybe one of my UK pals can help me out with that. Next up, a moment of politics. Election day is, after all, next Tuesday, although Philip and I have already voted. This comes to me via my friend Allison who says she shamelessly stole it from Bill in Portland, Maine (Daily Kos):
Closing Appeals Dear America, Mine. Mine mine mine. Me Me Me Me Me Me Me! Mine mine mine mine mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine! In conclusion: Fear fear fear fear. Very scary fear! Sincerely, The Republican Party P.S. If you liked Joseph McCarthy, you’ll love us! - Dear America, We. Us. We. Together. Americans. United States. Hope compassion equality inclusiveness competence. Brains common sense community respect hard work accountability. Action change responsibility. More viewpoints, smarter solutions. In conclusion: Yes we can. Sincerely, The Democratic Party. P.S. Vote.
I know that not everyone who reads my blog has my political leanings or is even from the States, and I know also that this is biased, and simplified, and generalized, and satirized. But it made me laugh and Philip channel his inner goblin bringing it to life, so... Vote!
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| Sunday, April 29th, 2007 |
Author: Libby Ingrassia |
| This Captures Me to a T |
Time: 12:55:29 PM |
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Location: still working on the paper |
I subscribed to the Unshelved strip after my friend Shelly sent me a strip one time. (At least, I think it was Shelly - she's my librarian (archivist) friend, so it would make sense.) The comic often resonates with me as a reader... and as someone who's thought about a career in a library - after all, what do I like better than books?! Every Sunday, they have a "book club" issue that has their characters give the high points of a book they've recently read. They've covered some great books, from Neil Gaiman's Coraline to A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn (look for these and others in their archives). In any case, this strip had to be shared - I think most dedicated readers have had this happen to them:
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| Friday, April 20th, 2007 |
Author: Libby Ingrassia |
| A Good Media Day for English Teachers |
Time: 11:08:10 PM |
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Location: giggling gleefully... and sleepily |
Thursday was a good media day for English teachers and other language geeks. I know you're always looking for clips to play in class to enhance the multimedia experience for your students. This morning on they way to work, I was lucky enough to be running a few minutes late. When I run late, I sometimes get to hear my favorite NPR show - Engines of our Ingenuity. Today's Engine's episode (transcript or audio of episode 1926) was a discussion by guest Andrew Boyd on the topic of rhetoric. Rhetoric's original meaning is persuasion, although it has come to mean any complex writing. English, humanities, history, and philosophy teachers probably have a good background in discussing rhetoric's origins - popularized by the sophists in ancient Greece, sophist rhetoric was attacked by Plato as not leading to truth. Take a listen to this episode and consider Aristotle's belief that "logic is required to find truth but rhetoric is necessary to communicate truth." This clip would be a good introduction to rhetorical writing or speaking, dissecting persuasive writing (ads or marketing), or convincing students that "persuasive communication isn't an unpleasant afterthought, it's a vital part of bringing ingenious ideas to life." Then on The Colbert Report - the Colbert versus Sean Penn "Meta-free phor all; Shall I Nail Thee to a Summer's Day?"(video)... Who does metaphor-offs? I love Colbert! "Love is a full-length mirror?" lost out to "love is a battlefield" in the human emotions category. Of course, if you want to show this clip, you'll need to be comfortable showing/discussing George Bush's dirty and blood-soaked underwear and its metaphorical meanings, because that was Penn's metaphor-of-choice for the evening. Still, he beat Colbert 10,000 to 1 in the contest, moderated by former poet laureate Robert Pinsky. Giggle. Colbert closed with promises of a hyperbole-off with George Clooney in the future. I can hardly wait! Some links of interest regarding rhetoric or metaphors: Read Aristotle's Rhetoric as hypertext. Then, take a look at some links for rhetoric and composition - from definitions to blogs and writings. You might also want to familiarize yourself with some rhetorical terms, from alliteration to zeugma, with examples. If you're thinking about producing some rhetoric yourself, you might look at some examples, first, from this archive of speeches, sermons, lectures, debates, etc. What's a metaphor? Here's one answer. And some suggestions for using metaphors in creative writing. Some metaphors we live by and with. And some metaphor poems: I taught Fog and Fire and Ice and The Eagle when taught metaphor and simile in poetry a few weeks ago. So much fun!
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| Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006 |
Author: Libby Ingrassia |
| Interview meme via Jonvon |
Time: 05:25:09 PM |
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Location: home |
I can't believe you guys weren't all much
more "fibby" considering how haiku-y you have been in the past.
But, ok. So, Jonvon posted an interview meme a while ago and I said I was
game, so here are my answers to Jonvon's questions:
1. How
many books have you written and had published? What were they called? Why
did you start writing them? (Sorry I don't know if there was one or more
than one.)
On my own, I've got three publishing (book) credits as author, and a few
more as technical editor or co-author. The books are all
listed here, although I'm currently
working on a new book that's not listed. Why did I start writing? A friend,
Mike,
who is the author of a best-selling A+ certification book
suggested my name to his then-editor, Judy Brief (now Judy Bass). I'd always
wanted to write a book, so it was a moment of perfect opportunity.
2. What
is your area of focus with your masters degree studies?
I'm in a Master
of Liberal Studies program at Rice
University. The program is interdisciplinary
-- I'm mixing classes between science, social science, and humanities,
although I plan to focus in the humanities.
3. How
did you get into yoga?
I actually have to give my ex full credit for talking me into my first
yoga classes. But then when we moved to San Diego, I started taking yoga
on the beach and got addicted to how it makes me feel.
4. Why
are you drawn to haiku?
Haiku requires so much attention to word choice that it really focuses
what you're trying to say. In addition, although most of us only pay attention
to the top layer of a haiku (it's syllables), there's really so
much more to the form, including
techniques like association, contrast, association, riddle, etc. Part of
what I like is the puzzle -- the same reason I like the Fib
-- but part of what I like is the
complexity stuffed into such a small form.
5. What
countries have you been to? Which one was your favorite?
Wow -- good question. I've been keeping a list of countries, so here it
is:
USA
Canada
Mexico
Ireland
Greece
Ireland
Italy
Switzerland
France (Paris, Nice (10/03), and also: St. Martin, an island dependency
of France (Guadaloupe)).
Netherlands (Amsterdam, den Haag, and also St. Maarten, a island dependency
of the Netherlands)
China
Japan
UK (including Hong Kong (I was there pre-1997) Bermuda, Anguilla, both
of which are British dependency islands)
Jamaica
Vatican City
Macao (Portuguese overseas territory)
Monaco (Monte Carlo, as of 10/03)
Germany (Frankfurt and Kassel, 11/03)
Denmark (Copenhagen, 10/04)
Belize (December, 2003)
Added per the Travelers' Century Club's list of countries:
Hawaiian Islands
Anguilla
Leeward Islands (Netherlands) -- St. Maarten
Leeward Islands (French) -- St. Martin
Bermuda
Hong Kong
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As for my favorite... that's a tough one.
I think Ireland is very high on the list -- and I'll be going there again
this summer to confirm it. :-)
6. If
you had to pick one author to take with you to an island, who would it
be? (The book(s) of course, not the actual author. ;-)
Oooh, yet another toughie, Jonvon. There are so many writers whose works
I can read, and read, and read, and read. I'd be torn between JRR Tolkein,
Robrt Heinlein, Shakespeare, and Jane Austen, I think.
You know the drill, I hope -- if you want
me to interview you, too, just post a comment. I'll give you some questions,
which you'll then answer on your blog/LJ and give others the chance to
be interviewed as well. If you don't have a blog, you can answer in the
comments, too, of course. :-)
Thanks, Jonvon, and sorry for the slow response.
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| Wednesday, January 11th, 2006 |
Author: Libby |
| Stolen Shamelessly |
Time: 10:15:30 AM |
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Location: |
Apparently, this is happening:

So... as stolen shamelessly from Profgrrrrl,
delurk yourself, comment, and tell us about your most memorable toothfairy
experience, your recent reading, and how many computers you have in your
house.
Would you believe that at the moment, I have ONLY ONE computer in my home?
When the ex and I broke up, I kept my laptop and he took all the other
machines. This laptop is now starting to burp and twitch, though, so it
may be time to invest.
Edited: By the way, no need to (and
not trying to) vilify the ex for taking all the old computers -- he had
revitalized most of them from dead or dying hulks, or built them himself
-- only a little claim on them and not too much interest in their care
and feeding. Thanks.
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| Thursday, December 1st, 2005 |
Author: Libby Ingrassia |
| Average American? |
Time: 11:01:22 AM |
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Location: coughing, packing |
Via I
Speak of Dreams blog:
According to American
Snapshot, a majority of Americans
matches the following criteria:
(strike-through indicates I don't
match)
• Eats peanut butter at least once a week
(my cholesterol doc says I shouldn't, but I just love PB!)
• Prefers smooth peanut butter over chunky
• Can name all Three Stooges (err, I think I can do this...)
• Lives within a 20-minute drive of a Wal-Mart (sadly)
• Eats at McDonald's at least once a year
• Takes a shower for approximately 10.4 minutes a day
(I suspect mine are longer; the boyfriend almost always take a bath instead)
• Never sings in the shower (I do it all the time!)
• Lives in a house, not an apartment or condominium (I
wish I were back in a house, but right now, I'm in an apartment.)
• Has a home valued between $100,000 and $300,000 (See
above. And if I were to buy this 4-plex, it would likely be much closer
to $400k)
• Has fired a gun
• Is between 5 feet and 6 feet tall
• Weighs 135 to 205 pounds
• Is between the ages of 18 and 53
• Believes gambling is an acceptable entertainment option (Acceptable?
I guess. I don't think it's any more evil than incessant tv-watching, for
example; I don't enjoy it though.)
• Grew up within 50 miles of current home (Well, mostly. But I was born
much further away.)
How about you? Americans? Are you average?
Non-Americans -- just how American are you?
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| Friday, November 18th, 2005 |
Author: Libby Ingrassia |
| Like Buttons? VOTE! |
Time: 01:52:59 PM |
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Location: Home |
| Weren't those 2005 Edition LotusUserGroup.org
buttons cool? Help us select which buttons should stay and give us your
ideas for the all-new 2006 Edition buttons! Vote
now, at LotusUserGroup.org! |
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| Thursday, August 18th, 2005 |
Author: Libby |
| Frailty, Indeed |
Time: 02:06:57 PM |
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Location: home |
From the Baron
Munchausen role playing game, via my
friend Chris...
DISCLAIMER: The words ‘he’, ‘him’, and
‘his’ are used throughout this book as generic third-person singular
pronouns. With this usage the author, a man of great gallantry, does not
wish to imply that members of the fairer sex are any less likely to have
astonishing adventures than their male counterparts despite their frailty,
lack of education and great aptitude for giggling and fainting. He does
not assume that flouncy crinolines and a décolletage like alabaster might
make them any less able to engage in espionage against the French while
disguised as a haddock, or that their extensive skills in needlepoint and
household management would be anything but an asset when seducing the Empress
of Russia. In short, he belives that in many ways women are just as brave,
capable and interesting as men, and in occasional circumstances more so.
Bless their little hearts.
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| Wednesday, August 25th, 2004 |
Author: Libby |
| Haiku and Friendship |
Time: 04:47:07 PM |
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Location: New Home... |
Awww, gosh, Rocky, how sweet. Clearly, I have
some awesome friends, not only in the Lotus community, but everywhere,
and Rocky's post today is just one cool outpouring of said friendship.
For those who haven't yet been to Rocky's
blog today, he posted a call for the First Annual Libby Ingrassia Lotus
Haiku Contest. I've promised the winner a drink at Lotusphere or somewhere
else we can manage to get together. When I peeked just now, there were
19
comments -- I'm so impressed with
the haiku and all my awesome friends!
If you're curious how the whole Libby and
Domino haiku thing got started... When I wrote my first book, my friend
and editor, Scott, told me I was being a bit... umm, I think the polite
word was "uptight" with my bio. So there was some Guiness involved
and the bio got rewritten in a much perkier style. With the Domino haiku
promise in there. And it stuck.
Got any more haiku in you? Here's one to
get you started...
Dominos: many
dots; like servers, or leaves on
trees, or like you: friends
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| Monday, June 14th, 2004 |
Author: Libby |
| Beware, huge time waster ahead |
Time: 02:20:36 PM |
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Location: Starbuck's |
This is the coolest toy! My friend Chris (whose
blog is still non-functional) sent me a link to a site
where you can make your own cartoon/icon of yourself (or
someone else, I suppose). His is adorable -- but then again, he's an artist,
so he's good at observing facial features. I'm not an artist, so mine is
more about what I hope I look like than what I probably actually do look
like. Anyway, very fun, although a huge time-wasting device. ;-)
I give you the Libby at work at a Starbuck's:
Try these on for size:
  
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| Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004 |
Author: Libby |
| The Site Name Says It All |
Time: 04:31:35 PM |
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Location: Wouldn't you like to know |
Via my friend Chris (whose Weblog is down
for the count, so no linkage right now)....
Something
Awful has some pretty awful (that
is, evilly funny) take-offs on a USPS Safety Notice. Don't say I didn't
warn you.
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| Tuesday, May 4th, 2004 |
Author: Libby |
| A new word (updated) |
Time: 01:23:19 PM |
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Location: Houston, TX |
So, over the weekend while I was up in Portland
(a much-needed visit with my favorite person: my mom), we took a few hours
and drove up to Seattle. First, let me say that it was one of the most
beautiful drives I've ever been on -- the weather was perfect and
warm and sunny; the grass was that new spring-shade of green that it only
is for a few weeks each year; the trees were fully leafed; there were mounds
of yellow wild flowers and bushes (I thought they were forsythia, but my
mom says they're something else) that made a bright yellow band between
the green of the grass and the green of the trees. Exquisite.
The purpose of the drive was to visit my friend Chris, who recently moved
to Seattle with his SO, Jason. Chris and I have been friends since we met
my first year in college, and at some point, he'll make bonebox.net live
again. But not yet.
Chris introduced me to a new word that he's trying to get into the common
parlance while I was up there visiting, so I thought I'd help out by sharing
it with all you folks.
Deroganym: A derogatory play on the name of a company, for example
"Microsucks" or "IBM stands for I've Been Moved..."
<>
We also spent some time playing a game that Chris is testing out before
sending to his godchild. The game, which I think is called Landlocked (although
I haven't been able to find it on a few game sites) is a logic/math/strategy
game that's actually quite addictive and fun. You have cards that have
pieces of a river and cards that have pieces of a land path. Your goal
is to try to connect either water or land (depending on which one you are)
so that it creates a path through the 6x6 grid you're creating by placing
these cards. You are also trying to prevent your opponent from doing the
same thing. As you draw cards, you might be able to turn his path into
an island by surrounding it with water, or make his river a pond by cutting
it off with land. There are also some bridges, gnomes, and other creatures
that you place in the grid to earn points, prevent points, or link segments.
While we were playing, I was convinced that there was some kind of benefit
to playing water, but when you count up all the cards, there isn't a mathematical
benefit -- it seems completely equal. It maybe more like tic-tac-toe, however,
in that there's a benefit to going first, and it just happened that in
all three games the winner both went first and chose to play water.
Fun game and I recommend it to any of you with children who might think
they're not so great at math -- play this with them. And then, long after
they've already decided they like the game, you can begin to explain how
logic and math are related and that they've just been improving/using those
skills. ;-)
Update: Ah -- Chris tells me the full name is actually "The Legend
of Landlock" and it can be found at the mensaboutique's
list of games.
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| Saturday, March 6th, 2004 |
Author: Libby |
| I guess I’m in a quiz-y mood these days... |
Time: 10:40:43 AM |
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Location: Carlsbad, CA |
 Aphrodite/Eros
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? brought to you by Quizilla
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| Thursday, February 26th, 2004 |
Author: Libby |
| Happy Blog-o-versary To Me: It’s Been a Year |
Time: 08:00:00 AM |
| Comments? Add / Read (4) |
Location: Houston, TX |
Well, it's been a year of blogging. (Well
actually, it had been a year yesterday, when I started this entry. That
seems to be the story of my blogging life -- I keep getting way to freaking
busy to blog effectively on a daily basis. Ah well. A day late won't kill
anyone.) So. Yay. Thanks for sticking with me and being part of Notesgirl.com.
Just over 200 entries in the year -- clearly there have been some months
and items that inspired me more than others. As with many blogs, some of
the most interesting material on the site hasn't been in the main blog,
where I can link to it, but has rather been in the discussion that has
taken place in the comments.
Some of the more commented-upon blogs include:
Lots of other things have happened over
the year -- lots of travel (here's
the overview) and lots of conferences.
A half-marathon and a move. Friends getting married and having babies.
Making new friends. It's been a hard year in a lot of ways, but it's also
had some high points, and I've learned a lot about myself and what I want
out of life. Hopefully this next year will have more high points and better
opportunities.
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| Saturday, February 21st, 2004 |
Author: Libby |
| Peanuts |
Time: 06:29:16 PM |
| Comments? Add / Read (0) |
Location: Houston, TX |
 You are Woodstock!
Which Peanuts Character are You? brought to you by QuizillaVia Volker
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| Wednesday, February 18th, 2004 |
Author: Libby |
| Villiany (updated) |
Time: 03:10:05 PM |
| Comments? Add / Read (2) |
Location: Houston, TX |
Well, MutedFaith.com seems to have pulled
access to their site and made it log-in access only. There *was* a "what
kind of villian are you" quiz on the site, which was pretty funny.
But, it's not available anymore. And it was trying to make you log in when
you came to my site, so I pulled it (likely what they were hoping for).
For Christmas, Brian
gave me the book on How
to Be a Villian: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!!
(funniest damn thing I've ever read....mwahhahaha...oh, errr... giggle!)
and then yesterday, he comes up with the link to the "What Kind of
Villian Are You" quiz.
Think he's trying to tell me something?
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| Sunday, February 8th, 2004 |
Author: Libby |
| Life Rating |
Time: 06:00:00 AM |
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Location: Houston, TX |
via Wild Bill:
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| Friday, February 6th, 2004 |
Author: Libby |
| Sheer giggly evil |
Time: 05:05:03 PM |
| Comments? Add / Read (4) |
Location: Houston, TX |
Ok, there's nothing politically correct or
warm or fuzzy or nice about this one, but it made me giggle maniacally,
which is just what I needed right about now: Penguin
Baseball, via Neil
Gaiman. 292
is my current record.... oh, wait...321.1!
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| Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Tapestry (updated) |
Time: 02:00:00 PM |
| Comments? Add / Read (3) |
Location: Carlsbad, CA |
Via Justin
-- this
is just too cool, especially
since I have a thing for tapestries!
(updated -- made this a bit smaller...
sorry!)
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| Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Mad, I say, mad... |
Time: 01:59:05 PM |
| Comments? Add / Read (0) |
Location: Carlsbad, CA -- looking out at the ocean! |
 Which Historical Lunatic Are You? From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.Well, I guess I'm a sucker for silly quizzes.
This
one, via Bob
Congdon thinks that I'm a bit like
Caligula, apparently. Scary.
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| Monday, December 15th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Gender Genie |
Time: 05:22:13 PM |
| Comments? Add / Read (2) |
Location: Carlsbad, CA |
Via
vowe.net:
Guess I'm not quite as girlie as I like
to think! The Gender
Genie tested my writing and guessed
male in over 10 tries. I used a couple of blog entries and a couple of
columns,and even some fiction... I tried marking blog entries as fiction,
non-fiction, and blogs... All came out the same.
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| Monday, October 27th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Rocky’s Getting to know your inner geek quiz |
Time: 08:00:00 AM |
| Comments? Add / Read (2) |
Location: Not looking at the ocean |
Rocky
liked my Getting
to Know You quiz so much he
made up his own! Here are my answers:
WHAT CLUBS WERE YOU INVOLVED WITH IN HIGH SCHOOL?
Choir, debate, swim team, drama, humanities club, German club, National
Honor Society, Mentor program (we did career internships), Special Experiences
(sounds bad, I know -- it was this program where we got to do day-long
special events, we curated a museum for the school district, self-published
books, taught classes, all kinds of cool projects)... I know there were
others that I'm not calling to mind right now; I was such a "joiner."
DID YOU PLAY ADVANCED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS? IF SO, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE
RACE/CLASS COMBINATION?
Nope... Does that mean I fail? I didn't pay D&D until after college.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SCI-FI/FANTASY NOVEL, BESIDES LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY?
Too many... Let's see, everything by Robert Heinlein, to start with, with
Time Enough for Love or Glory Road as the favorites, although I like them
all. Mmm, then I'll have to go with favorite authors, since I can't even
narrow it down to books:Tad Williams, Mercedes Lackey, David Eddings, Neil
Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Dan Simmons (Hyperion, Endymion, Fall of Hyperion,
Rise of Endymion), Vernor Vinge, Anne McCaffrey, Ursula LeGuin, Patricia
McKillip, David Weber, ...
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO - A SCI-FI CONVENTION LIKE DRAGONCON, OR A
RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL?
Renaissance Festival - I actually worked at the Texas Renaissance Festival
during and after college, for about, umm, 5 or 6 years... Yep, I was wenchy.
There are pictures, many of them, but I don't have one to share at the
moment...
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST COMPUTER?
TRS-80 CoCo II -- The Trash 80 Color computer 2, from Radio Shack... with
a (non-functioning on mine) casette tape drive for saving -- made learning
to write programs very annoying and repetitive...
WHAT 80'S MUSIC DID YOU LIKE BETTER - "NEW WAVE" OR "HAIR
BAND"?
Probably New Wave, although there were a frew hair bands I got into...
OF THE TYPE YOU CHOSE IN THE PREVIOUS QUESTION, WHAT WERE YOUR FAVORITE
BANDS?
Erasure, Duran Duran... Of the Hair Bands -- Rush!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STAR TREK SERIES, AND WHY?
I'm torn between Next Generation (Jean-Luc was the best captain) and Voyager
(gotta love it when a chick gets to be the captain)
NAME THE LATEST "GEEK TOY" YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF
Mmmm, I got my new Fujitsu laptop, my Toshiba PDA...
WHO WOULD WIN IN A CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH - STEVE JOBS OR BILL GATES, AND
WHY?
Jobs would take him -- revenge for real life.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, AND WHY?
Formula language. It was the first time I thought I could actually program
-- what a great feeling for an admin geek.
HOW MANY HOURS DO YOU SPEND ON THE COMPUTER DURING A WEEKDAY? WEEKEND DAY?
Most weekdays, between 9-12 hours... On the weekend... well, it depends.
On a good weekend, 2-3. On a bad weekend... 5-8...
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SOURCE OF CAFFEINE?
Favorite? Solid -- chocolate! Of course! Liquid? Chai tea, lately, or Thai
Iced Tea.
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| Thursday, October 16th, 2003 |
Author: edbrill.com |
| CNN: Driver crashes through San Diego airport fence |
Time: 02:44:11 PM |
| Comments? Add / Read (1) |
Location: |
A
man drove a car through a double security fence at San Diego's main airport
Wednesday, then jumped out of the moving vehicle before it crossed an active
runway and crashed into another fence, airport officials said.
Hmmm, Libby sure is lucky that United Express
flies into that tiny little airport in Carlsbad -- avoid the, uh, congestion
at Lindbergh Field :)
More
>
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| Tuesday, October 7th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| LotusWars |
Time: 02:47:43 PM |
| Comments? Add / Read (1) |
Location: Carlsbad, CA -- looking out at the ocean! |
You've got to go, right this minute, over
to Volker's
blog and Wiki, where they're
currently casting for LotusWars. I'm still laughing.
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| Friday, September 26th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Getting to Know You |
Time: 05:00:00 PM |
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Location: Carlsbad, CA |
Some of my very close friends have been passing
around the Getting to Know You quiz over the past frew days. One nice thing
is that very few of their answers surprised me, so I guess that means we
know each other fairly well (which is cool, since I've been friends with
some of them since my freshman year in college). I haven't sent it back
to the group yet, although I will, but I thought I'd post here -- maybe
some of you will be inspired to answer, too.
1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
If I could build a house anywhere and be certain I could still visit all
my friends with alarming regularity (or even better, have them nearby),
I think I might choose the coast of Ireland -- it is one of the most beautiful
places I've ever seen.
2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
I have some very squishy soft red sweats that I love to wear, so they're
high on the list. If we're talking about something else someone might see
me in, I just bought a beautiful red and black silk shirt while I was in
Houston with my friend Cindy, and it's got this very nice v-neck to show
off the beautiful rubies that my mom bought me recently, so I keep looking
for excuses to wear that.
3. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE _ OPPOSITE (or TARGET)_ SEX?
One favorite, hm? Not easy. I think I'd have to go with whatever feature
they like best about themselves -- we all have one and if you watch a person,
they probably broadcast it. If I have to be more generic than that, I love
a nice smile (broad hunky shoulders and a cute butt aren't too bad either,
but....)
4. THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT?
While we were in New York for my birthday, we escaped a rainy night hanging
out in the Virgin Megastore in Times Square. I think we bought the soundtrack
to the current broadway production of Man of La Mancha and I bought a greatest
hits of Level 42.
5. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
I don't really like being in a middle seat on an airplane, when the person
in front of you puts his seat all the way back and the people on both sides
don't give you even one armrest... It's a basic dislike of being squished,
I guess, and having no personal space.
6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
I'm torn between the feet and the head.
7. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
Strong in mind. Body is important, don't get me wrong, and I'm working
every day to be stronger in body, but it's really all about the mind. When
my dad was sick, before he died, he lost strength and ability to do things,
but he didn't really seem to give up until he started getting fuzzy mentally.
8. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
M-W-F, I'm up around 6 to get to the gym before work. If I'm not going
to the gym or excercising before work, I'll sleep as late as I can before
the dog makes me get up -- 7:15, 7:30 if I'm lucky.
9. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
Espresso maker -- not for the espresso, which I don't really drink very
often, but for the milk steamer. Lately I've been making chai tea with
steamed milk all the time.
10. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
Bigotry. Of any kind.
Lack of common sense and common courtesy. Aggressive stupidity.
11. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Guitar -- I like to sing and always wanted to be able to be one of those
people who could whip out a guitar and accompany myself, especially when
we go somewhere like camping or to the beach. A guitar is much more portable
than a piano.
12. FAVORITE COLOR?
Usually, it's green. Lately, I've been all about red. Deep ruby red.
13. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
Sports car -- I love my little Miata.
14. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
Like most of my friends, I don't think I have enough information to really
answer this one, but I think something happens, yes. I think the most likely
thing is some kind of reincarnation.
15. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?
If we can call The Hobbit a children's book, I'm all over it. I happen
to love children's literature, though, so there are a lot of favorites...
Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak. The Giving Tree and the Missing
Piece by Shel Silverstein. Charlotte's Web, and even more, the Trumpet
of the Swan...
Some other favorites: Little Women, The Five Little Peppers, The Chronicles
of Narnia, the Lloyd Alexander Prydain chronicles, anything by Dr. Seuss,
The Polar Express, Eloise...
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Even more than a single season, I like the change of seasons (which, of
course, we really don't get in California). If I had to pick one, I think
I like fall best -- it's cool, it's time to make soups and stews and chili
again, it seems very right to curl up by the fireplace with a book and
some hot cocoa... It has always felt like a very reflective time of year
to me...
17. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The ability to take pain away from other people.
18. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
I don't. And likely wouldn't.
19. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Balls or pins or something? Physically? No.
Tasks? All the time.
20. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK
TO?
That's an easy one -- my dad. He died when I was 19 and I've missed him
every day since then.
21. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
Christmas. I'm a big Christmas person. Spirit of Christmas personified
-- that's me. ;-)
22. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
Miata -- well, if you can really call it a trunk, it's mostly taken up
by the CD changer that's in there... There might be an old baseball scorecard,
a blanket, and a baseball cap in there, too.
CRV -- a big blanket for Yogi to lay on when he rides in the car, some
water bottles to be recycled, a sweatshirt, a clipboard for scoring baseball
games...
23. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Ooooh. Tough. I guess I'd have to say hamburger -- it's one of my favorite
comfort foods.
24. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU WILL EMAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND
FIRST?
Well, since I'm posting it in the blogsphere, I'll guess which of my blogger
friends might:I'm going to guess either Jess
or Ed.
(Nothing like a little pressure, hmm?)
If I were sending it to my friends and family... Um...well. The ones who're
likely to respond mostly have done. Of course, my friend Cindy thought
I'd be first and the pressure didn't quite work for me -- I didn't get
around to it all week!
25. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Chris
26. WHO DID YOU RECEIVE THIS FROM?
Cindy, Chris, Guy, and JF
27. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON?
I was only allowed to watch one cartoon at home as a kid -- Superfriends
-- I guess that would have to be my favorite still.
28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL?
There've been many votes for Thanksgiving and that's pretty high on my
list -- especially if I'm cooking it -- Turkey rubbed with lemon and thyme;
homemade cranberry sauce (no rings for me!); butternut squash soup; sweet
potatoes, mashed with onions and chicken broth; pumpkin and apple pie;
home-baked bread... My mouth is watering just thinking about it.
But the real answer is that it's any meal I can share with a big group
of my friends and/or family.
29. If you could only choose one fantasy servant, who would it be (chauffeur/gardener/cook/masseuse/other)?
Masseur. No doubt about it. I'm a sucker for massages now.
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| Wednesday, September 10th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Rude, rude, rude... |
Time: 08:44:05 PM |
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Location: Best Western, Oakland, CA |
Not much specific to talk about today. I'm
in SF and Oakland for business. I worked a bit this morning and then picked
up one of our sales guys at the airport and drove down to go to a
meeting with a vendor. Would you believe that we got stood up? That seems
so incredibly rude to me. I'm nowhere near perfect, but if you have an
appointment, how do you feel good about being out town the day the people
show up for the appointment, with no phone call, no e-mail, and no message
left at the office for the people who came from a different city for the
meeting? I just don't get it.
Via Ned
Batchelder's blog, the Retail
Alphabet Game is a hoot. It's a true
test of how succesful some of the branding is today -- they show a letter
with a graphical treatment, and you have to indicate where it comes from
-- what brand or advertisement. I have to admit, I didn't do all that well
-- but it was interesting to see which letters I knew without even thinking
about it.
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| Thursday, August 21st, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Shakespearean Insults |
Time: 10:28:37 PM |
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Location: Carlsbad, CA |
I've blogged about Insults
before, but Ed
just sent me this link to a great
Shakespearean
Insult Generator. Giggle.
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| Wednesday, August 20th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Just a quickie link for now... |
Time: 08:58:54 AM |
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Location: Carlsbad, CA -- looking out at the ocean! |
More later, but for now... you absolutely
must go giggle at the recent blogjacking over at Ed's
blog....
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| Tuesday, August 5th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| I think I’m scared |
Time: 11:50:53 AM |
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Location: Carlsbad, CA |
Lord
of the Rings meets Rocky Horror,
via Volker
-- Scary, and yet, for those of us
who spent a few midnights at Rocky Horror (back in college, of course)
and have read the LOTR books more times than conveniently countable, well,
it's actually kind of funny.
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| Tuesday, July 29th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Relationships |
Time: 01:00:00 PM |
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Location: United Airlines, between SAN & IAH |
I won't actually say anything about relationships
myself (waaaaaay too dangerous), but I do just have to link you to Davezilla's
take on 60
signs you're in a capital "r" relationship...
Laugh out loud funny.
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| Tuesday, July 8th, 2003 |
Author: Libby Schwarz |
| Insults |
Time: 09:10:40 AM |
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Location: |
Ah, the lost
art of the insult. Via Don
Park, via Dave
Winer... Not that I spend a lot of
time looking for ways to insult other people, of course, however, if you
*are* going to insult someone or something, you should at least do it with
panache and style, right?
One way to do it with some style would
be to take a page from Shakespeare's
Insults -- the Bard knew how to make
someone cringe.
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| Friday, June 27th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Commercial I love... |
Time: 01:27:39 PM |
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Location: Carlsbad, CA |
There's a new Diet
Coke commercial that I keep seeing
that I love -- it's part of their new "movie"
theme, I guess -- I'm not sure
I'll love all the movie themes, but this one happens to use Casablanca,
which is one of my all-time favorite movies!
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| Friday, June 27th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Shaking my head, laughing... |
Time: 12:40:14 PM |
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Location: Carlsbad, CA |
Sometimes you just have to laugh. And
these little tidbits just fit that
bill.
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| Saturday, June 14th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Garters.... |
Time: 07:00:00 PM |
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Location: Carlsbad, CA |
Davezilla has this
thought-provoking comment on
his blog:
So I was thinking
-- why haven't sock garters for men made a comeback?
Hmmm -- wonder if he saw Down
With Love, in which we get to
see Ewan McGregor in sock garters?
Of course, in the comments, someone pointed out the irony that thigh-high
stockings with garters on a lady sound lovely; whereas, garters on some
bloke's hairy calf don't do nearly as much for the visual... Hmmmm... Guess
that depends on your perspective, gender, and sexual orientation, now doesn't
it?
Speaking of sexual orientation (well, kinda), I had a semi-recent (ok,
when I was in Boston about a month ago) conversation with my friend Mark
(of Angel Infinity fame), his lovely wife Jolene, and my friend Garrett
about who we would be interested in if our sexual orientation were other
than it is... Or, basically, what women Jolene and I found attractive and
what men Mark and Garrett found attractive... (Okay, since you ask, yes,
there were a few glasses of wine/Cosmopolitans involved in the discussion....)
Always interesting to get the perspective, I suppose, and interestingly
I think we all had somewhat similar tastes -- I guess attractive is attractive,
to a certain extent, although of course it didn't match up completely --
there had to be a few "What?! Are you nuts?!" choices in there....
(Mark and Jolene - I know you thought I'd decided not to out this conversation,
but I was just waiting until it would catch you off guard and make you
laugh....) Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), I really can't remember
most of the people on our lists... Probably safer that way.
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| Tuesday, June 10th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| "A" List Bloggers |
Time: 09:57:34 AM |
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Location: Carlsbad, CA |
If you read any of the so-called "A"
list bloggers, you should chuckle at this parody
of them.
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| Sunday, June 1st, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| Giggly link |
Time: 08:29:55 PM |
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Location: Carlsbad, CA |
Via Volker
-- this Geek
test.
On which I scored a (slightly scary): 33.53057%
- Total Geek
Oh and one other link I've been meaning
to share:
Via Joi
Ito -- a device we definitely need
at Lotusphere next year: the SpotMe...
If only it were Lotus/IBM technology!
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| Wednesday, March 5th, 2003 |
Author: Libby |
| I laughed, I cried.... Ok, I laughed. |
Time: 04:37:33 PM |
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Location: |
I really don't intend to make this joke (or link) central, but sometimes,
I just have to share the things that actually make me laugh out loud. So.
Brothel
for Sex-Starved Dogs
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German artist has applied for a license to open a
brothel in Berlin for sexually frustrated dogs and says it will be the
first of its kind anywhere.
Karl-Friedrich Lenze, 54, said he planned to charge dog owners $27 per
half hour of happiness. "If dogs can't get what they want, they get
cranky -- just like people," Lenze told Reuters. The establishment
would offer patrons a variety of carefully vetted "employees"
of both sexes, rooms for private encounters and even a "bar"
where customers could sniff out their preferred partners.
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